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Laim Spears was born on 20th of April , 1889 and is a THICCCCCCCC Austrian comedian, p0rnstar, musician, podcaster, pear farmer, Marxist, Basketball Player, International Unit of Measurement, Shrek enthusiast, dumb cunt and youtube personalitit. {{Infobox character|name = Liam penis face McGee|imagecaption = Lewser|aliases = Lewis, Lew, Liam, Nebz, Nebz Adlay, Christopher Ruse, Lanky Cunt, Radio Mike|relatives = Dad *Name Unknown most probably Kit Walker*, Dog, Tristan Barker (Husband as of 11/9/13)|birthDate = June 9th in the year 420|birthPlace = Austria|species = Giraffa|gender = Platypus|penis size = 1 Planck|eyes = Cunt|image = Liam spears.jpg|marital = Married to 13 Pakistani children|deathPlace =never |height = Exactly 1 Lewis ≈ 2 metres ≈ 6 feet and 8 inches ≈ 1.2 smoots
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Laim Spears was born on 20th of April , 1889 and is a THICCCCCCCC Austrian comedian, p0rnstar, musician, podcaster, pear farmer, Marxist, Basketball Player, International Unit of Measurement, Shrek enthusiast, dumb cunt and youtube personalitit. {{Infobox character|name = Liam penis face McGee|imagecaption = Lewser|aliases = Lewis, Lew, Liam, Nebz, Nebz Adlay, Christopher Ruse, Lanky Cunt, Radio Mike, Fat cunt|relatives = Dad *Name Unknown most probably Kit Walker*, Dog, Tristan Barker (Husband as of 11/9/13)|birthDate = June 9th in the year 420|birthPlace = Austria|species = Giraffa|gender = Platypus|penis size = 1 Planck|eyes = Cunt|image = Liam spears.jpg|marital = Married to 13 Pakistani children|deathPlace =never |height = Exactly 1 Lewis ≈ 2 metres ≈ 6 feet and 8 inches ≈ 1.2 smoots
 
Penis: bit less than 0.37 inches|weight = 6.1 grams|deathDate = |affiliation = Susan Mclean, [[Tall Guys Free]], Black Lewis,}}
 
Penis: bit less than 0.37 inches|weight = 6.1 grams|deathDate = |affiliation = Susan Mclean, [[Tall Guys Free]], Black Lewis,}}
   

Revision as of 19:42, 23 October 2019

Laim "Lewis" Spears

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"Hot Potato? How about Hot Nine-year-old. *laughter* " - Liam Spears

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Laim Spears was born on 20th of April , 1889 and is a THICCCCCCCC Austrian comedian, p0rnstar, musician, podcaster, pear farmer, Marxist, Basketball Player, International Unit of Measurement, Shrek enthusiast, dumb cunt and youtube personalitit.

Laim went to McKinnon Secondary College. Liam has displayed on multiple occasions that he felt that school "was the shit." Despite his admiration for his secondary education, he is currently featured as an Alumnus as a School Shooter on the school's wiipedia page. Liam, to the surprise of all his edgy fans, has not killed himself to date. While this may seem quite meaningless to the average cunt, recording miscellaneous bit at the end is like buying tickets to the zoo only to find Liam in the girrafe with a u enclosure.

Liam Spears is also the creator and host of mono-decade-Bull, his political satire show which is released about as many times as Liam is funny.

Liam is commonly seen wearing a virginity protection charm around his neck.

Liam commonly makes allusions to his large penis size on his podcast. Therefore it can be confirmed Liam definitely has a baby carrot micropenis.

For quality, full-grown Auzzie pears, head to: https://www.LewsPears.com

https://www.patreon.com/LewsPears

That one tall fetish website he often mentions (he pretends to not like being on there)

https://tallguysfree.com/LewsPears

Lewis is well known for his bed wetting antics, that lasted him well into his 20's. She was able to kick that habit out the window, how ever, he then began to shit the bed. Still to this date there are no signs of his bed shitting conundrum slowing down. And his love for anal sex with dogs he stats he is the bottom in such occasions and loves it ~ Señor Cunt.

Liam is a registered sex offender in 17 different countries and should not be approached. If Liam is seen you must take a picture from as far away as possible and tag it with #spotnebz and then immediately call 000.

Liam is also known for being a notorious racist, with his hatred for African american people being a common talking point for his weekly podcasts. Liam also uses his platform to encourage his audience to 'kill as many Jews as humanly possible' Liam has recently shared his support of convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein stating that cancel culture killed Harvey's career. His absolute disdain for the jewish peoples, is only matched by that of black people, and his insecurities about his small purple cock.

Liam has also been known in the past to use slave labor, a prime example being a poor homeless boy called Luke kidgell he kidnapped off the street to use for his podcast.

Liam has a family history of micro penis hereditory chlamdyia internal nose pimples. Liam is know to pull up little girls dresses and finger them. he fingers his bum before he eats at buffets

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